July 2011
so how many days until i move out? doesnt matter,...
so my thumb is bleeding and in pain, you ask why? it’s cause i was busy picking at my cuticles while being scolded. i got in trouble for the usual, “be nice to grace, she’s your next of kin blah blah blah” crap. i seriously can’t live with grace. she settles for mediocracy and behaves like an insecure pubescent teenager. I think it all started when I was 12 and would...
477. Always use "we" when referring to your home...
When you hear your parents coming and you try to...
star-sh1ps:
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
NOWHERE TO HIDE
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
"If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, then...
LOL
thatfunnyblog:
thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com
Some people can’t sleep because they have INSOMNIA..
I can’t sleep because I have INTERNET CONNECTION.
More LOLs here.
When you and your friends look at old pictures
takethemoneythenleave:
When you laugh and accidentally hit your head.
takethemoneythenleave:
"Domino's pizza is now made with real cheese"
Well what the fuck were you using before?
wanting to pickup a toddler that's running away
My dad and I were talking about the Harry Potter...
shipklainedemort:
teenagegallifreyan:
its-now-or-never-isnt-it:
Am I the only one who didn’t realize this before?
Watchcollegehumor:
Bulldog Doesn’t Give Up on Indoor Pool Dreams
We don’t know if there’s an “Inspirational Dog Dreams” Tumblr tag yet, but we think this should get it.
BAMF
“Walk tall, kick ass… love music, and never forget you come from a long line of...”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via glenda)
Please stop coming to me complaining how I "made...
excuse-my-charisma:
Except Arabs.
Because I don’t really feel like dying.
went a little "why i'm single" savvy. so far, the...
on tumblr while listening to disney music on pandora. right after working out this feels so relaxing and i don’t ever want to move again.
